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Did You Say Chicks

Mass Market Paperback |English |0671878670 | 9780671878672

Did You Say Chicks

Mass Market Paperback |English |0671878670 | 9780671878672
Overview

A brief word from the characters: We seem to have a failure to communicate here. Hey, it's okay with us that Chicks in Chainmail was so popular, and reached Number 3 on the Locus bestseller list, and everybody wanted more, please. But people, you need to take us sword-swinging amazons a little more seriously. After all, you think it's a picnic wearing a cold brass brassiere (let alone finding the right size)? You think it's a piece of cake keeping those chainmail accessories from rusting when it rains? You think it's a walk in the park besieging a city when you've got PMS? Think again, you wimpy noncombatants!

Sure, you're entitled to a laugh to two. Hey, we like a good joke as much as the next amazon. But hard experience has taught us that swordswomen don't get no respect. So, while you're chuckling, show some respect. You can start by buying this book. You were going to buy the book, weren't you? Pardon us a moment...have to wash the blood stains off these swords before they set...

4 • No Pain, No Gain • [Ladies' Aid & Armor Society • 2] • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Moon
24 • Slue-Foot Sue and the Witch in the Woods • (1998) • short story by Laura Frankos
32 • A Young Swordswoman's Garden Primer • (1998) • short story by Sarah Zettel
48 • The Old Fire • (1998) • short story by Jody Lynn Nye
65 • Like No Business I Know • (1998) • novelette by Mark Bourne
92 • A Bone to Pick • [Vassilisa • 1] • (1998) • short story by Keith R. A. DeCandido and Marina Frants
109 • The Attack of the Avenging Virgins (as told by one of the Valiant Vanquished) • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
129 • Oh, Sweet Goodnight! • (1998) • short story by Christina Briley and Lawrence Watt-Evans [as by Walter Vance Awsten and Christina Briley]
145 • A Bitch in Time • [Lineman • 1] • (1998) • short story by Doranna Durgin
162 • Don't You Want to Be Beautiful? • (1998) • short story by Laura Anne Gilman
171 • A Night with the Girls • [Sun Wolf and Starhawk] • (1998) • novelette by Barbara Hambly
196 • A Quiet Knight's Reading • (1998) • short story by Steven Piziks
204 • Armor Propre • [Terion & Feric • 2] • (1998) • short story by Janet Stirling and S. M. Stirling [as by Jan Stirling and S. M. Stirling]
222 • A Big Hand for the Little Lady • (1998) • short story by Esther M. Friesner
237 • Blade Runner • [Hallah Iron-Thighs] • (1998) • short story by K. D. Wentworth
253 • Keeping Up Appearances • (1998) • short story by Lawrence Watt-Evans
268 • La Différence • (1998) • short story by Harry Turtledove
279 • Tales from the Slushpile • [Riva Konneva] • (1998) • novelette by Margaret Ball
302 • Epilogue: Yes, We Did Say Chicks! • (1998) • short fiction by Adam-Troy Castro

ISBN: 0671878670
ISBN13: 9780671878672
Author: Esther Friesner
Publisher: Baen
Format: Mass Market Paperback
PublicationDate: 1998-02-01
Language: English
Edition: Reissue
PageCount: 320
Dimensions: 4.19 x 1.0 x 6.75 inches
Weight: 5.28 ounces

A brief word from the characters: We seem to have a failure to communicate here. Hey, it's okay with us that Chicks in Chainmail was so popular, and reached Number 3 on the Locus bestseller list, and everybody wanted more, please. But people, you need to take us sword-swinging amazons a little more seriously. After all, you think it's a picnic wearing a cold brass brassiere (let alone finding the right size)? You think it's a piece of cake keeping those chainmail accessories from rusting when it rains? You think it's a walk in the park besieging a city when you've got PMS? Think again, you wimpy noncombatants!

Sure, you're entitled to a laugh to two. Hey, we like a good joke as much as the next amazon. But hard experience has taught us that swordswomen don't get no respect. So, while you're chuckling, show some respect. You can start by buying this book. You were going to buy the book, weren't you? Pardon us a moment...have to wash the blood stains off these swords before they set...

4 • No Pain, No Gain • [Ladies' Aid & Armor Society • 2] • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Moon
24 • Slue-Foot Sue and the Witch in the Woods • (1998) • short story by Laura Frankos
32 • A Young Swordswoman's Garden Primer • (1998) • short story by Sarah Zettel
48 • The Old Fire • (1998) • short story by Jody Lynn Nye
65 • Like No Business I Know • (1998) • novelette by Mark Bourne
92 • A Bone to Pick • [Vassilisa • 1] • (1998) • short story by Keith R. A. DeCandido and Marina Frants
109 • The Attack of the Avenging Virgins (as told by one of the Valiant Vanquished) • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
129 • Oh, Sweet Goodnight! • (1998) • short story by Christina Briley and Lawrence Watt-Evans [as by Walter Vance Awsten and Christina Briley]
145 • A Bitch in Time • [Lineman • 1] • (1998) • short story by Doranna Durgin
162 • Don't You Want to Be Beautiful? • (1998) • short story by Laura Anne Gilman
171 • A Night with the Girls • [Sun Wolf and Starhawk] • (1998) • novelette by Barbara Hambly
196 • A Quiet Knight's Reading • (1998) • short story by Steven Piziks
204 • Armor Propre • [Terion & Feric • 2] • (1998) • short story by Janet Stirling and S. M. Stirling [as by Jan Stirling and S. M. Stirling]
222 • A Big Hand for the Little Lady • (1998) • short story by Esther M. Friesner
237 • Blade Runner • [Hallah Iron-Thighs] • (1998) • short story by K. D. Wentworth
253 • Keeping Up Appearances • (1998) • short story by Lawrence Watt-Evans
268 • La Différence • (1998) • short story by Harry Turtledove
279 • Tales from the Slushpile • [Riva Konneva] • (1998) • novelette by Margaret Ball
302 • Epilogue: Yes, We Did Say Chicks! • (1998) • short fiction by Adam-Troy Castro

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  • Used - Acceptable: All pages and the cover are intact, but shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Pages may include limited notes, highlighting, or minor water damage but the text is readable. Item may but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting, but the text cannot be obscured or unreadable.

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If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, please contact us or email to support@stevensbooks.com.

You may return most items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.

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Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. Perishable goods such as food, flowers, newspapers or magazines cannot be returned. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases.

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  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Some health and personal care items

To complete your return, we require a tracking number, which shows the items which you already returned to us.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable)

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  • CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record that has been opened
  • Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error
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Overview

A brief word from the characters: We seem to have a failure to communicate here. Hey, it's okay with us that Chicks in Chainmail was so popular, and reached Number 3 on the Locus bestseller list, and everybody wanted more, please. But people, you need to take us sword-swinging amazons a little more seriously. After all, you think it's a picnic wearing a cold brass brassiere (let alone finding the right size)? You think it's a piece of cake keeping those chainmail accessories from rusting when it rains? You think it's a walk in the park besieging a city when you've got PMS? Think again, you wimpy noncombatants!

Sure, you're entitled to a laugh to two. Hey, we like a good joke as much as the next amazon. But hard experience has taught us that swordswomen don't get no respect. So, while you're chuckling, show some respect. You can start by buying this book. You were going to buy the book, weren't you? Pardon us a moment...have to wash the blood stains off these swords before they set...

4 • No Pain, No Gain • [Ladies' Aid & Armor Society • 2] • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Moon
24 • Slue-Foot Sue and the Witch in the Woods • (1998) • short story by Laura Frankos
32 • A Young Swordswoman's Garden Primer • (1998) • short story by Sarah Zettel
48 • The Old Fire • (1998) • short story by Jody Lynn Nye
65 • Like No Business I Know • (1998) • novelette by Mark Bourne
92 • A Bone to Pick • [Vassilisa • 1] • (1998) • short story by Keith R. A. DeCandido and Marina Frants
109 • The Attack of the Avenging Virgins (as told by one of the Valiant Vanquished) • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
129 • Oh, Sweet Goodnight! • (1998) • short story by Christina Briley and Lawrence Watt-Evans [as by Walter Vance Awsten and Christina Briley]
145 • A Bitch in Time • [Lineman • 1] • (1998) • short story by Doranna Durgin
162 • Don't You Want to Be Beautiful? • (1998) • short story by Laura Anne Gilman
171 • A Night with the Girls • [Sun Wolf and Starhawk] • (1998) • novelette by Barbara Hambly
196 • A Quiet Knight's Reading • (1998) • short story by Steven Piziks
204 • Armor Propre • [Terion & Feric • 2] • (1998) • short story by Janet Stirling and S. M. Stirling [as by Jan Stirling and S. M. Stirling]
222 • A Big Hand for the Little Lady • (1998) • short story by Esther M. Friesner
237 • Blade Runner • [Hallah Iron-Thighs] • (1998) • short story by K. D. Wentworth
253 • Keeping Up Appearances • (1998) • short story by Lawrence Watt-Evans
268 • La Différence • (1998) • short story by Harry Turtledove
279 • Tales from the Slushpile • [Riva Konneva] • (1998) • novelette by Margaret Ball
302 • Epilogue: Yes, We Did Say Chicks! • (1998) • short fiction by Adam-Troy Castro

ISBN: 0671878670
ISBN13: 9780671878672
Author: Esther Friesner
Publisher: Baen
Format: Mass Market Paperback
PublicationDate: 1998-02-01
Language: English
Edition: Reissue
PageCount: 320
Dimensions: 4.19 x 1.0 x 6.75 inches
Weight: 5.28 ounces

A brief word from the characters: We seem to have a failure to communicate here. Hey, it's okay with us that Chicks in Chainmail was so popular, and reached Number 3 on the Locus bestseller list, and everybody wanted more, please. But people, you need to take us sword-swinging amazons a little more seriously. After all, you think it's a picnic wearing a cold brass brassiere (let alone finding the right size)? You think it's a piece of cake keeping those chainmail accessories from rusting when it rains? You think it's a walk in the park besieging a city when you've got PMS? Think again, you wimpy noncombatants!

Sure, you're entitled to a laugh to two. Hey, we like a good joke as much as the next amazon. But hard experience has taught us that swordswomen don't get no respect. So, while you're chuckling, show some respect. You can start by buying this book. You were going to buy the book, weren't you? Pardon us a moment...have to wash the blood stains off these swords before they set...

4 • No Pain, No Gain • [Ladies' Aid & Armor Society • 2] • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Moon
24 • Slue-Foot Sue and the Witch in the Woods • (1998) • short story by Laura Frankos
32 • A Young Swordswoman's Garden Primer • (1998) • short story by Sarah Zettel
48 • The Old Fire • (1998) • short story by Jody Lynn Nye
65 • Like No Business I Know • (1998) • novelette by Mark Bourne
92 • A Bone to Pick • [Vassilisa • 1] • (1998) • short story by Keith R. A. DeCandido and Marina Frants
109 • The Attack of the Avenging Virgins (as told by one of the Valiant Vanquished) • (1998) • short story by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
129 • Oh, Sweet Goodnight! • (1998) • short story by Christina Briley and Lawrence Watt-Evans [as by Walter Vance Awsten and Christina Briley]
145 • A Bitch in Time • [Lineman • 1] • (1998) • short story by Doranna Durgin
162 • Don't You Want to Be Beautiful? • (1998) • short story by Laura Anne Gilman
171 • A Night with the Girls • [Sun Wolf and Starhawk] • (1998) • novelette by Barbara Hambly
196 • A Quiet Knight's Reading • (1998) • short story by Steven Piziks
204 • Armor Propre • [Terion & Feric • 2] • (1998) • short story by Janet Stirling and S. M. Stirling [as by Jan Stirling and S. M. Stirling]
222 • A Big Hand for the Little Lady • (1998) • short story by Esther M. Friesner
237 • Blade Runner • [Hallah Iron-Thighs] • (1998) • short story by K. D. Wentworth
253 • Keeping Up Appearances • (1998) • short story by Lawrence Watt-Evans
268 • La Différence • (1998) • short story by Harry Turtledove
279 • Tales from the Slushpile • [Riva Konneva] • (1998) • novelette by Margaret Ball
302 • Epilogue: Yes, We Did Say Chicks! • (1998) • short fiction by Adam-Troy Castro

Books - New and Used

The following guidelines apply to books:

  • New: A brand-new copy with cover and original protective wrapping intact. Books with markings of any kind on the cover or pages, books marked as "Bargain" or "Remainder," or with any other labels attached, may not be listed as New condition.
  • Used - Good: All pages and cover are intact (including the dust cover, if applicable). Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May include "From the library of" labels. Shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Item may be missing bundled media.
  • Used - Acceptable: All pages and the cover are intact, but shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Pages may include limited notes, highlighting, or minor water damage but the text is readable. Item may but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting, but the text cannot be obscured or unreadable.

Note: Some electronic material access codes are valid only for one user. For this reason, used books, including books listed in the Used – Like New condition, may not come with functional electronic material access codes.

Shipping Fees

  • Stevens Books offers FREE SHIPPING everywhere in the United States for ALL non-book orders, and $3.99 for each book.
  • Packages are shipped from Monday to Friday.
  • No additional fees and charges.

Delivery Times

The usual time for processing an order is 24 hours (1 business day), but may vary depending on the availability of products ordered. This period excludes delivery times, which depend on your geographic location.

Estimated delivery times:

  • Standard Shipping: 5-8 business days
  • Expedited Shipping: 3-5 business days

Shipping method varies depending on what is being shipped.  

Tracking
All orders are shipped with a tracking number. Once your order has left our warehouse, a confirmation e-mail with a tracking number will be sent to you. You will be able to track your package at all times. 

Damaged Parcel
If your package has been delivered in a PO Box, please note that we are not responsible for any damage that may result (consequences of extreme temperatures, theft, etc.). 

If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, please contact us or email to support@stevensbooks.com.

You may return most items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. Perishable goods such as food, flowers, newspapers or magazines cannot be returned. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases.

Additional non-returnable items:

  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Some health and personal care items

To complete your return, we require a tracking number, which shows the items which you already returned to us.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable)

  • Book with obvious signs of use
  • CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record that has been opened
  • Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error
  • Any item that is returned more than 30 days after delivery

Items returned to us as a result of our error will receive a full refund,some returns may be subject to a restocking fee of 7% of the total item price, please contact a customer care team member to see if your return is subject. Returns that arrived on time and were as described are subject to a restocking fee.

Items returned to us that were not the result of our error, including items returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address, will be refunded the original item price less our standard restocking fees.

If the item is returned to us for any of the following reasons, a 15% restocking fee will be applied to your refund total and you will be asked to pay for return shipping:

  • Item(s) no longer needed or wanted.
  • Item(s) returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address.
  • Item(s) returned to us that were not a result of our error.

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, please Contact Us with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.


Shipping Cost


We'll pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.). In other cases, you will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.

If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.

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